Thursday, April 06, 2006
Everybody has them, not everybody talks about them. You know exactly what I'm talking about too. Those farts that are unbearable! You get in the shower in the morning and unknowingly let one go....mistake! That thing will linger around longer than Michael Jackson at Build-A-Bear. Then you remember...."Oh, yeah...I drank too much beer last night."
And the weird thing is, the better the beer, the worse they smell. Chances are, if you drink Natural Light or Bud Light your farts will smell like water. Drink something with some bite to it (Guinness, Fat Tire,et.) and you had better carry some Febreeze around with you for your pants and car seat.
I don't know what causes this phenomeon. Maybe it's the same phenomenon that causes asparagus to stink up your pee. Or the same phenomenon that makes all farts the day after Thanksgiving smell like turkey. I don't know.
Now I know what you're thinking...why is he writing about beer farts?Simple answer really...I've had them all day.
And the weird thing is, the better the beer, the worse they smell. Chances are, if you drink Natural Light or Bud Light your farts will smell like water. Drink something with some bite to it (Guinness, Fat Tire,et.) and you had better carry some Febreeze around with you for your pants and car seat.
I don't know what causes this phenomeon. Maybe it's the same phenomenon that causes asparagus to stink up your pee. Or the same phenomenon that makes all farts the day after Thanksgiving smell like turkey. I don't know.
Now I know what you're thinking...why is he writing about beer farts?Simple answer really...I've had them all day.
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