Monday, January 11, 2010

Grandma's Boy...or why did I stop smoking weed?

Once in a great while there comes the perfect stoner, and I mean the perfect, stoner movie... Reefer Madness, Up in Smoke, Dude Where's My Car, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, The Notebook... and now Grandma's Boy. Completely mismarketed, this hilarious, crude and at times just plain wrong comedy is a frat boy's dream come true.

Released in January 2005 and produced by Adam Sandler's Happy Madison Productions, Grandma's Boy provides his buddies with an opportunity to be as "Nasty as They Wanna Be." Why this is a Frat boy's dream come true is because the female population has forgotten just how disgusting Adam Sandler is. If you are a guy in you early 30's, chances are you can recite word for word the song "At a Medium Pace" off of Adam Sandler's stellar comedy album "They're All Gonna Laugh At You." 50 First Dates and Big Daddy are for the ladies. Deuce Bigalo and Grandma's Boy remind us guys that Opera Man has not lost touch with what makes us laugh.

Marijuana, monkeys, boobies and sophomoric humor abound in this asinine story of a video game tester that is forced to live with his grandmother when he is evicted due to the fact that his roommate has been spending their rent money on hookers.

Completely wrong, this movie needs to be viewed by all single men in their 30's. Not because it's great and not because it's influential, but because we have testicles. We need movies like this just like women need Lifetime movies entitled "Human Trafficking." There are no movies left that men can quote without women knowing exactly which movie they are reciting. Example...Swingers...a movie made for men. Try saying "You are so money and don't even know it" without a chick knowing exactly what movie you are quoting. The Wedding Crashers, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School....all of these movies are made for men, but have been viewed and quoted by far too many women. Meanwhile, they have hundreds of movies that they can talk about without us having a clue. "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun?" Hello...

Men Unite!!! Place a 100 yard estrogen restraining order in effect and watch this funny, testosterone filled movie in the privacy of your own home...before football season starts and your chick pretends to be interested in football just to know exactly what you're up to.

Originally Posted on Myspace

Friday, August 25, 2006

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