Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Paris Hilton?
"I have always had a voice and always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out. I think that is the hardest thing you can do, to sing in front of people. When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most," Hilton said.
That's right, the Queen of Hotels and BJ's has planned to release an album with a mix of reggae, pop an hip-hop tunes. Her first single will be entitled "Stars are Blind." Let's hope they're deaf as well.
Seriously, this has to be the worst idea in the history of music. Sure, pop stars are just glamorized whores anyway, but this woman does not need another platform from which to annoy us.
Paris said that she wrote seven of the songs on the album. A leaked copy of her cd lists the tracks as follows:
1. Stars are Blind
2. That's Hot
3. Nicole's Hole
4. Whore is a State of Mind
5. Dirrrty (Notice the 3 R's...that's 1 more than Christina)
6. I Turn My Camera On (a cover of the popular Spoon Song)
7. Housekeepers are People Too...Just Don't Touch Them
This has to be the most anticipated album...ever. Everything Paris Hilton touches turns to gold...or wood (yes, that was a double entendre). Just think of the videos and marketing opportunities that will go along with this: Limited Edition Scratch and Sniff CD covers, Paris Hilton earplugs, videos shot entirely in night vision that would pay tribute to our troops....
I don't know who to blame for this monstrosity...the record label, Americans as a whole, her dad's broken condom...fact is, it really doesn't matter it. Paris is coming (again, another double entendre)...get ready.
"I have always had a voice and always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out. I think that is the hardest thing you can do, to sing in front of people. When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most," Hilton said.
That's right, the Queen of Hotels and BJ's has planned to release an album with a mix of reggae, pop an hip-hop tunes. Her first single will be entitled "Stars are Blind." Let's hope they're deaf as well.
Seriously, this has to be the worst idea in the history of music. Sure, pop stars are just glamorized whores anyway, but this woman does not need another platform from which to annoy us.
Paris said that she wrote seven of the songs on the album. A leaked copy of her cd lists the tracks as follows:
1. Stars are Blind
2. That's Hot
3. Nicole's Hole
4. Whore is a State of Mind
5. Dirrrty (Notice the 3 R's...that's 1 more than Christina)
6. I Turn My Camera On (a cover of the popular Spoon Song)
7. Housekeepers are People Too...Just Don't Touch Them
This has to be the most anticipated album...ever. Everything Paris Hilton touches turns to gold...or wood (yes, that was a double entendre). Just think of the videos and marketing opportunities that will go along with this: Limited Edition Scratch and Sniff CD covers, Paris Hilton earplugs, videos shot entirely in night vision that would pay tribute to our troops....
I don't know who to blame for this monstrosity...the record label, Americans as a whole, her dad's broken condom...fact is, it really doesn't matter it. Paris is coming (again, another double entendre)...get ready.
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