Monday, April 03, 2006
So I finally joined My Space and now I have "0" friends. Fantastic. This is what I signed up for? Now I have to ask people to be my friend and they can actually say no! Kind of like the 3rd Grade. Thank God this process is done over the internet because I couldn't imagine it happening person to person:
"Hi. I don't know you, but I'm a friend of Rob's and he said that I should ask you to be my friend. What's that? What do you mean no? Well, f*** you then. I don't need you play shuffleboard with me...."
See, it just wouldn't work. I do find it odd though that the minute I sign up for My Space I have "0" friends. It's not like I all of a sudden took up using heroin. Why have all of my friends abandoned me? No matter...I will make all new friends. Seriously, who would I rather talk to? My good friend Shannon that I've known since the 1st grade OR Vince Vaughn? Sorry Shannon, but until you are important enough to have paparazzi follow you around I really don't have that much to say to you.
I am now able to make all new friends with actors, musicians, politicians and many other people who have personal assistants reply to their emails and post blog comments for them.
So you see, it's not that I have "0" friends. I'm just waiting for Jessica Biel to email me back...
"Hi. I don't know you, but I'm a friend of Rob's and he said that I should ask you to be my friend. What's that? What do you mean no? Well, f*** you then. I don't need you play shuffleboard with me...."
See, it just wouldn't work. I do find it odd though that the minute I sign up for My Space I have "0" friends. It's not like I all of a sudden took up using heroin. Why have all of my friends abandoned me? No matter...I will make all new friends. Seriously, who would I rather talk to? My good friend Shannon that I've known since the 1st grade OR Vince Vaughn? Sorry Shannon, but until you are important enough to have paparazzi follow you around I really don't have that much to say to you.
I am now able to make all new friends with actors, musicians, politicians and many other people who have personal assistants reply to their emails and post blog comments for them.
So you see, it's not that I have "0" friends. I'm just waiting for Jessica Biel to email me back...
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